Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? Hi. Um, I have a little problem with the schedule. See, originally, I wasn't supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. It's my best friends', and I'm officiating, so I really can't work past four.
The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We can't stop filming just for you. It's not like it's your wedding.
Joey: I'm having surgery!
The Director: What?
Joey: Yeah, I... I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didn't want you to worry about me. But I'm having surgery today.
The Director: What kind of surgery?
Joey: Transplant.
The Director: But you're supposed to work on Monday.
Joey: Hair transplant.
The Director: But you're not bald.
Joey: It's not on my head.
Go watch FRIENDS. It's hilarious it cheered me up countless times haha.