Things you require to be Jocelyn Lang's bestpipagaobuddy~!
1. You have to know golf.
2. You have to have a handphone with camera at all times to take PHOTOS OF HER!
3. You have to agree to drop pickles with her.
4. You have to have unlimited smses to sms her rubbish daily.
5. You have to be able to fake laugh at all her jokes.
6. You have to agree to stand in front of LOUD BLASTING speakers with her.
7. You have to show her your ugly hair.
8. You have to write brilliant to do lists for her, which she will complete on a daily basis.
9. You have to write lyrics of Umbrella on a purple postit with a horse and the words PIPAGAO on it for her.
10. You have to beable to do stupid things with her without being embarrassed.
11. You have to love her as much as she loves you!
12. YOU HAVE TO MURDER/KILL/STRANGLE/DISPOSE of me first.
SO CUTEZ RIGHTZZ